Advice for the Peep Wars

If you find yourself conducting bracketed peep wars on Easter Sunday, as many of us non-religious types do, let me offer you some advice for next year. If you are out of toothpicks and decide instead to use sharpened match sticks for lances, be sure to cut off the match head before you place your jousters in the microwave.

This is a public service announcement from me to you, because, honestly, I don’t know how long it’s going to take to get the smell of sulfur and burned marshmallow out of my house, and I want to save you the trouble if at all possible.

Here’s a frame grab of the carnage:

Peeps

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~ by peakaction on April 11, 2007.

One Response to “Advice for the Peep Wars”

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